Stopping constant sex

Dear Miss Havana. My husband wants to have sex all the time. How can I stem his libido? Sincerely, Sore in Singapore.

Dear Sore. A time-tested methodology is lack of hygiene. Don’t shave your pits, and don’t clean them either. The problem will solve itself. Another method is inviting your trashy friends over, serving lots of alcohol, and going to bed early…alone. Your husband will find his own way to the bedroom in time, but chances are he won’t want sex, depending on how trashy your friend really is.