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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Coping with Farts at Night

Dear Miss Havana. My husband farts all night long and I can hardly breathe. What can I do? Signed, Breathless

Dear Breathless. First, be prepared. Be sure to keep a flashlight handy to ensure he hasn’t shit the bed. If not, slither out and then toss a match into the cloud from a distance. No odor; no problem.

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